Well Hello people I hope you find this enlightening.Superman can never ever have sex, why can’t the man of steel have sex well this is why.
Assuming Superman is a virgin then it’s safe to say he’s insane becuase he never ages when he appears in D.C comics at age 31 as mil mannered reported Clark Kent.
According to experts the Electroencephalograms taken of men and women during sexual intercourse show that orgasm resembles “a kind of pleasurable epileptic attack.” One loses control over one’s muscles.
Superman has been known to leave his fingerprints in steel and in hardened concrete, accidentally. What would he do to the woman in his arms during what amounts to an epileptic fit?
Superman would literally crush Lois Lane’s body in his arms, while simultaneously ripping her open from crotch to sternum, gutting her like a trout
When Superman ejaculates he must have the muscle of a Kryptonian which means he’d blow he’d blow holes out her back by mistake. How is it when he was goin through puberty and he had a wet dream that Lana Lang didn’t notice any sudden holes in the side of the house.
If they had a kid then if Lois gets a tan the kid could just kick right through her stomech! Supermans powers are enhanced by Earth’s yellow sun. Only someone like Wonder Woman could have a strong enough womb to carry his child. Or even better a supergirl surrogate. Supermans cousin. Unfortunately they don’t know each other exists so that idea kind of blows.
The only way he could have safe protected sex would be with a Kryptonie condom. But that would kill him, and we don’t want that and that isn’t ever going to happen because that would mean the comic book writers would stop making movies, books, games and comics forgoing the millions of dollars they have continued to make since supermans release in 1936.
Unless of course Superman and Lois had an artificial insemination. But again it still isn’t possible on all counts. Most sperm die while trying to reach an egg in the womb. But his is alien, It would be like a fucking gang rape fro the egg, complely shredding it as trillions of Supermans undead sperm rip the eggs to pieces.
Yea well, I hope you enjoyed this blog on why Superman can’t have sex, hope u get a few laughs out of it!